Wow! Look at this photo. I clearly don't have a fucking clue as to what I am doing.
AcmeCorndog
What?
Musings. Inane, Arcane. Insane.
Who is that even a picture of at the left? Not me! I would probably be limping or sitting in the dry grass, making futile and fruitless attempts are removing burrs from my socks.
My Vision
Pretty horrible astigmatism, but hell if anyone is getting a laser near my eyeballs. Glasses for me, thank you very much.
Again, the woman in the photo? Not me. I'm getting increasingly distressed thinking about those loose hairs ending up in my coffee.
Expertise? Ha! Fake it til I make it.
This has been really cute, deleting all of the rote plug-in phrases that are suggested on this site, and then putting in my own crap.
Ah, these ladies. "Stand closer. No, closer. Stand so close that you almost accidentally have your tiddies touch. Yes, that is just awkward enough. Thank you."